thegoodnaysayer:

Xenophilius Lovegood, looking rather frazzled. Poor guy. :(

For some reason, in the book I kept picturing him wearing a pair of those big, swirly glasses like some nerdy anime characters do. I guess they’re spectrespecs, or something. I would’ve included them here, except I really wanted to draw his eyes.

thegoodnaysayer:

*sigh* As if there aren’t enough Deathly Hallows/Lord of the Rings comparisons as it is…

thegoodnaysayer:

I’m finding this Drapple crack ship to be quite hilarious, and yet I like it a whole lot more than any of the other Draco ships.

thegoodnaysayer:

Look who it is!

thegoodnaysayer:

Oh, Ernie Macmillan, how pompous and hilarious you are. You’re just so English. (Or is he Scottish? Hmm…)

I know he doesn’t really have a monocle, but he should.

thegoodnaysayer:

Aaaaaand it’s another Fairly OddPotters…with Snape. WHAT A TWIST.

A good day for Snape is a bad day for everyone else.
 

thegoodnaysayer:

Because we all knew this was inevitable.

I guess in some ways it makes more sense for Ron to be Chester, since they’re both poor and freckled, but that would break the Timmy-Cosmo-Wanda Triforce, and we just couldn’t have that. (Hermione is a lot like A.J., though, except for a few…physical attributes.) As I was thinking of something Cosmo-ish for Ron to do, the first thing that came to my mind was that great line from “Wizard People, Dear Reader”: “Ron…Ron loves Twizzlers.”

If I get inspired again, I might do more of these. They will henceforth be called “Fairly OddPotters”.

thegoodnaysayer:

Mr. Crocker is pretty much the Muggle version of Snape.

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Edit: Good Lord, I’m surprised at how many likes and reblogs this thing has gotten so quickly! o_o I never anticipated anything like that. Thank you, everyone! Now, I do feel like I need to clarify something here. There seems to be a lot of you who don’t understand my logic behind this. I of course know perfectly well that Crocker and Snape aren’t the exact same character; I was thinking more in terms of their relationships with Timmy/Harry. :) Crocker/Snape goes out of his way to torment Timmy/Harry, fails him just for kicks, etc. etc. They also share a lot of the same physical attributes (sallow skin, black hair, large nose, etc.). I got the idea for this a while ago when watching an episode of FoP where Crocker falls into depression because Timmy is on vacation with his parents, and thus isn’t around to be bullied. I know they have different motivations and histories and whatever.
It’s also meant to be funny, so…there’s that. ;)

thegoodnaysayer:

I admit I didn’t even see this parallel until around the time DH2 came out, when a bunch of people were posting graphics like this around Tumblr, and I was all, “DUDE.” I’m not sure why I never made the connection, especially since one of the lines in the book is, “His job was to walk calmly into Death’s welcoming arms.” Um, I’m slow.

Okay, I know Snape never actually had the Resurrection Stone (unless he was the one who put it in the Golden Snitch, but the book never said), but I figured since the other two Hallows were represented here the image wouldn’t work as well if the stone wasn’t shown. So, I’m gonna have to claim artistic license on this one.

Not that this really has to do with what I’ve just said, but it’s something that’s really been bugging me since DH came out: just why didn’t Dumbledore tell Snape that Harry was after the Horcruxes? They had been cohorts this entire time, and Dumbledore had trusted Snape completely. And yet, even after his death, he still wouldn’t tell Snape why Harry needed the sword of Gryffindor. I know Dumbledore liked his secrets and everything, but he had no reason not to tell Snape what was going on. Since Snape used to be so obsessed with the Dark Arts, I’d be surprised if he didn’t already know what a Horcrux was. Plus, since he was such a good Occlumens, it’s not like Voldemort would be able to look in his mind and see what Harry was going after. (And if he ever did, he would’ve seen that Snape was ultimately fighting against him this entire time.) I don’t know. There are still a few questions that haven’t been fully answered yet (and maybe, just maybe, we’ll eventually get those answers in Pottermore), but this is one that has really bothered me.